She Will Kiss You ‘Til Your Lips Bleed, But She Will Not Take Her Dress Off

“I’ve got a perfect body, though sometimes I forget
I’ve got a perfect body cause my eyelashes catch my sweat
Yes, they do, they do…”

Regina Spektor is an amazing woman. If you know anything about me you would know she is my all-time favorite artist. She blows my mind every single damn time. I wish I could get that excited about anyone…well let’s not get too hasty I do get a bit excited with quite a few of you! If those lyrics don’t make you love every single little part of yourself…well fuck. Sorry about your luck, lose some weight and gain some friends. Maybe I just like myself a lot more than most people do. I dig it. Except for those wretched feet I’ve been doomed for eternity with! HUFF!

Now I know I said that the next posting would be about foods but I quickly realized while I do love my iPhone, it doesn’t quite do justice to the artworks I’ve been slaving over. It’s fun having a man-friend who likes sweets, so easy to make them happy! I’ve been on the prowl for my next venture into making him fat…so don’t fret I fully intend on baking baking baking and doing some down home cookin’ on the side. You’ll surely be the first to get in on THAT action. Trust. I fully intend on making this a two part blog first part for my ladies and fags to ogly my impeccable fashion sense and because I can never get enough of my NastyGal! Second part, seeing as valentine’s day is coming up I figured I would venture into the lingerie department and gift giving fiasco…because when it really comes down to it who really ever knows what to get anyone?! (I mean unless I guess you’re in one of those urban myth relationships I’ve heard tales about that last for like 5 years and longer…hold on I almost passed out.) Those are just two of the many things I am marvelous at, if you weren’t yet updated on that…take notes: 1) lingerie 2) gifts Yes I both love buying/receiving them from myself or others. I deserve the world, who am I kidding.

Lily Lattice Dress - Black

I love the detail in the back of this dress and I could surely dress it up with a skinny little belt as shown above and some thigh highs! I don’t think anyone could resist me in that ensemble. Nope, I’m sure of it.

Leopard Cape Dress

I’m mainly a huge fan of the arms. Something about having a cape-esque thing going on really gets me all hot ‘n bothered. I could go with or without the pattern but I would definitely add to my collection.

With The Band Leggings

My wardrobe consists of mostly dresses. I’m not exaggerating in the least bit when I say this…if I’m not wearing a dress it’s because I’m at work, working out or sleeping. Well I might be sleeping in a dress depending on how the night in question went. BUT HOLY JESUS CHRIST ON A BURNING CROSS I love leggings with my entire being and these are just too rich.

Crochet Away Thigh Highs - Wine

Crochet Away Thigh Highs - Black

Speaking of thigh highs these are just two example of perfect pairs I will be dawning shortly. Only $18! Very exciting! If Someone wanted to throw in the shoes as well I would be completely cool with that…just throwing it out there, do with it what you want.

Sam Edelman Nivan T-Strap Platform - Black Suede

The Details	?
* Man-Made Materials * Shoe Height: 8.5″ * Heel Height: 5.5″ * Platform Height: 1.5″

Seriously all I need to know.

Pearl Pleated Dress

Every now and then I like to throw in some class with all my scandalous get ups and this just does the trick for me. I love nude.

MacGregor Leather Pants

…but I mostly just want them because of this…..

You feel me?

Leo Racerback Tank

I’m a huge fan of anything that has an obnoxious picture of a wild animal on it. Probably the biggest fan. Love this too hard.

Steve Madden Clover Platform Boot

In my general manner you know I would be taking over the world in these and such. Just imagine. Doesn’t it put a smile on your face?

Now on to more exhilarating items!

Whip Me Stockings

Agent Provocateur you never fail me. These are quite different and I kind of find myself in love with them. Must have!

Seam & Heel Stockings

Classic. Mm. Does not get much better.

Adorna Paddle

Yes, loves. This would be an actual Agent Provocateur paddle and yes…I do need it in my life. Valentine’s day would be so great.

Delilah Waspie

like a little valentine’s present to open! If that doesn’t do it for you…

Yes.

I’m quite picky so Fredrick’s and La Perla aren’t doing much for me at the moment….but why don’t we venture onto something your lady can have when you’re not around…