Fascination ends

Here we go again

 

I’ve been sitting here for almost 10 minutes already because I can’t seem to contain my ass shaking to Girl Talk and drinking my whiskey AND being fabulous for all of y’all at once, here I was thinking I was this great multi-tasking she beast of a woman. It’s a hard knock life, y’all… For those of you magnificent people that are being directed to this here blog VIA my Facebook Group I greatly appreciate your like-age of my shits and I assure you I am almost in real love with every single one of you. Just sayin’. Not to start this off on a sour note or anything but today was just awful! Not only was it a Monday, I had to be in khakis for about 9 hours(I’m cringing right along with you) I’m working on 7 hours of sleep in 2 days, I’m still being forced to wear clothes in public, and my weekend consisted of me being kicked in my theoretical balls about 4 times.  Then once more but that one just hurt a little.  Luckily my emotions are similar to Siberia in nature and I find these people about as useful as a bag of dicks.  Looooong week, dudes. Bitches they come they go.  Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been doing some awesome things such as: shooting a gun for the first time ever. Drunk.

I look like an actual crazy person and this is generally how my face looks when drinking, stupid happy. I look really scary holding that gun, if I recall the person I was with had to keep telling me to quit waving the gun around. I’m not really sure what was going on in their head to take my crazy ass to shoot a gun, I’m going to go with the vodka. Sassy.

Also, big surprise I went to the zoo.

The new African Forest part of the zoo is finally open and there is a new family of 10 chimps is there in all their glory. Bunch of assholes, they were hitting the glass with a stick. I think they wanted to kill us all and frankly I don’t blame them considering some people like to bring bacon wrapped filet into the zoo and proceed to throw it over into their habitat area.  AHEM. I’m surprised they didn’t kill one another.

Now onto the things that make me tingly in my pants. It should come as no surprise to you (mostly because I have incredible taste) that Marc Jacobs is one of my most favorite designers. Sometimes I find myself questioning whether or not I actually believe in a higher power because of him then I wake up and realize that Manolo Blahnik is THE higher power…most days…sometimes I lean towards Christian Louboutin but you know how I am. I like to mix it up with my men ;] Especially my gay shoe designers. Off topic…ah yes Marc by Marc Jacobs, I figure tonight I would do a blog dedicated to the things I will not be owning anytime soon because I am poor and the worlds worst saver! Shall we?

(AS USUAL CLICKING ALL PHOTOS WILL TAKE YOU TO WEBSITE)

 

MARC BY MARC JACOBS 'Celeste' Tunic Dress

I’ve been on this lazy chic kick lately…maybe I should just say I’ve been really fucking lazy lately and not try to glam it up but y’all know me better than that! I just feel like this is something I would never want to be out of. Maybe that should be the reason why I shouldn’t own it. It is only $198 so in theory I could own this I just won’t because I will be that weird girl that only wears one thing. I don’t know why I’m trying to act like I’m not okay with that.  Prrreeetttyy, no?!

 

MARC BY MARC JACOBS 'Totally Turnlock - Lucy' Leather Tote

I’m not a huge red fan. Scratch that, I’m not a huge color fan in general. I just feel as if I need to tone down my personality by wearing dark colors and why start now when my entire closet is black? I feel as if a purse is okay though, this purse for sure. It’s so bright and all “HEY LOOK AT HOW PRETTY I AM” I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. I would literally have to wake up an extra hour every day just to decide which of my beauties I’d be carrying that day. Tell me why I just went to look at the price and it is 33% off? Nordstrom why are you trying to mess with my head like that. Sigh. $329.90 It hurts. I could have you! This is why I’m poor all the time, y’all. For those of you that are always asking how I manage to be lacking funds at all times.  I can’t turn down anything cute. It’s a curse.

 

MARC BY MARC JACOBS 'Ceramic Blade' Watch

I’ve been completely obsessed with his watches, lately! I can’t stop ogling them. I haven’t owned a watch in years seeing as most everyone has a phone and what not now, I just can’t imagine being in a place that I wouldn’t have access to either my phone, a clock or ACTUALLY be stressed that I didn’t know what time it was. Time doesn’t concern me but I’ll tell you what does…this $400 gem right here. Heeeeeyyy.

 

Dior 'Temptation' Bootie

$990.00 I’ve been on this crazy snakeskin kick lately. Any skin, really.  If you don’t like it, suck it. These are beautiful although they are only 4″ which sort of sucks  but because the overall shoe rules in itself I can get over that and continue to drool over them.  I can never turn down a bootie.

 

Fendi 'Fendista' Platform Pump

$725.00 I’m not generally a fan of when designers plaster their emblem on their products but in this case it’s small and really not at all tacky but cute!  Plus I’m all about the nude.  And that platform…just stop it already!

 

Jimmy Choo 'April' Boot

I’m surprised I haven’t talked much about Choo’s possibly not even at all! I love me some Choo, dudes.  Much to both of our surprises, I’m sure, I have not found a single pair of over the knee boots that I’ve just had to have. Mostly because they either aren’t tight enough on the thigh part and just look absurd or they aren’t tall enough which seems to be a huge problem with me lately. Terrible! Why would people wear heels under 5″? It boggles my brain. Just wear flats! If only I could scrounge up $1,395.00! No big.

 

Jimmy Choo 'Glint' Bootie

I wish I could get over my bootie phase but it seems to be turning itself into a way of life. Seriously I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been lying in bed with my Sancho, or asking some rando about some shoes I want some outside opinions on (As if I really need your opinions and shiteous advice) and I hear the same thing every damn time “Don’t you already have some like that?” Then I have to simply say well…no not at all but I could see how you would get them confused even though their NOTHING ALIKE! Moral of the story: learn your shoes if you want to associate with me. I’m willing to teach as well! ;] $950.00

Topshop has been under my radar for far too long it seems! I haven’t been on top of them in my usual manner seeing as nastygal and need supply have held my attention for far longer than any stores ever have! I moseyed my sweet little ass over there just the other night (seeing as I’ve dragged this blog along for 3 days, if you couldn’t tell heh) and to my surprise they’re coming out with all of these “70′s inspired dresses” and such as they described and seeing as I wasn’t even a mere stain on the bedsheets at any time near the 70′s I have to appreciate the inspired pieces instead of the real things. Inspired I am!

 

Cream Western Style Poncho $98.00

I’m not entirely sure if I’ve A) lost my mind B) I’m just quite tired OR C) this poncho is actually seriously awesome. I really hope it’s C because I’m kind of in love.  And we’re back to my lazy chic, my loves. Tell me how much you love it?

 

Cream Aztec Animal Kaftan $50.00

ANIMAL PRINT! Just when I thought I was over it circa a year ago. Christ. I’m not actually sure if I would wear this considering I can’t exactly figure out how I feel about those sleeves and the lining of the waist/neckline against the coloring they chose for the leopard print…although the back of the dress is quite beautiful if you care to make the jump and check it out! Super cheap too! Topshop has incredible pricing.

 

Grey Crochet Fringe Sleeveless Tunic $60.00

Okay so I admit this is a bit uhm not me I suppose you could say but I fell in love! I’m actually wanting this for a specific music festival I will let you all in on momentarily and just because it all around looks all sorts of comfy. Wouldn’t you be my friend? Best believe.

 

Pale Pink Chiffon Sleeve Crop Blazer $80.00

This blazer has stolen my heart and I don’t even want it back! It’s pink! Pale pink! Two words I don’t use! It also has chiffon sleeves. I hate chiffon. It has shoulder pads. CHRIST ON A CROSS, I must have this! I haven’t come across something that is made up of so many bad things that I love this much since I met my last boyfriend. So great! It can’t even break my cold little heart. Happy Valentine’s Day, self. This is mine.

 

Peach Metal Ring Neck Chiffon Sleeveless Blouse $66.00

LOL. Peach. Chiffon. I don’t know what it is but I like this!

 

Striped Panel Dress by Rare** $90.00

I love the idea of this dress and would probably buy it if it weren’t for the weird thing it’s doing that’s making it look like a maternity dress. I feel like they could have done a few more things and made this dress just perfect. Lacking, dudes. Also I couldn’t find a picture of it actually on someone seeing as it is a new item. Lame.

 

Now onto upcoming events in my increasingly exciting life! Seeing as both of my best friends moved in the same month (January) to the same city…in the same house, I’ve been quite bored because of my lack of play time with the two people who took up majority of my time. I’ve gotten over for the most part (bitches) but it still stings, ya feels me? It looks as if I will be doing a lot more traveling than I’m accustomed to. Whether it be 2 hours away to them or 7 hours away to Mardi Gras…the things I do for my friends. ;] This will be my very first Mardi Gras and I’m so stupid excited I can’t contain it…in fact I refuse to. I love Louisiana more than most Texans do and my dear friends in Louisiana seem to be okay with that and embrace the shit out of it, even. I’m just really hoping there isn’t a moment that goes by that I’m even remotely sober. It really should be no problem seeing as any time I cross into the great state that is LA I am almost immediately hammered until I stagger out a few days later to my car with a pounding headache and not much else to remember my time there. I’m completely okay with this.  In other awesome news I found out today a few friends of mine and little ol’ me will be making the trek to Alabama. That’s right, you read that correctly. I know I’ve said I would never step foot in that state unless absolutely necessary BUT this is one of those moments.

I’m giddy. gggggggggiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrlllllllll tttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllkkkkkkkk. Yes, I’m excited for everyone else of course but I love me a girl talk show.

Other than that you will most definitely be seeing me in the San Marcos/ATX area very often. Mostly because one best friend would lose her head if it wasn’t attached to her body and the other one might kill someone. She’s dangerous and she has a car. That should give you all chills. Oh and there is beer to be had, of course.

Hopefully I’ll have something up before Valentine’s Day but if I don’t I hope yours sucks and you don’t get anything fabulous because I don’t have a Valentine yet and Christian Louboutin isn’t looking as promising as I was hoping.  :)

 

xo