Oh me oh my it has been ages since I’ve devoted even a little bit of time to let my crazy out on all of you unsuspecting friends! I’ve been pretty incredible and due to my euphoric state I’ve found it incredibly difficult to blog…it’s much easier to go on an on about things you find insignificant/I live for when I’m miserable and nobody loves me. I’m such a Queen. Now as spectacular as I’ve been I won’t go on and on about my happenings because to put it nice and simple, you will find it about as enticing as warm, plain vanilla yogurt. Cupcaking, attempting to learn everything I can about astrology (Yes, I want to be one of THOSE people. More to come on that though) spending lots of time with this delicious man I have, running here and there,  shopping and I’ve run across my oil pastels so I’ve been playing with those a bit…that’s a nice short run down.  Vanilla, right?

Summer is upon us and I’m just too excited to start working on my melanoma, it’s the new black if you haven’t heard! Lately I’ve been looking a lot like this:

If you’ve never seen this movie you will live but it’s definitely one of those traumatizing childhood memories because POWDER DON’T PLAY. Also, yes…I’m that color. Seeing as it is officially summer according to me I had to start my swimsuit shopping a month or so ago. I’ve been stalking various websites for something perfect but as of right now I’ve found one from VS that makes me happy I purchased a few weeks ago:

So I’ll play sailor some days, I love this because it has the white top but the bottoms aren’t white. Anyone that ever deals with white bottoms knows that they totally give your vagina a wonky look and personally I never want my vagina and wonky in the same sentence. Someone had to say it, I’d hate for y’all to be walking around with a bunch of crazy looking lady bits. Also this suit altogether was about mid $50 which is pretty awesome if you know how pricey these things can get!

It was brought to my attention yesterday that one of my most favorite stores to find various little gems, Metropark is going out of business. First thought, RUDE. Second thought, I’m so glad I got my fancy poncho before they ripped out my cold little heart and just stomped on it. I have not always been their biggest fan but I would venture inside pretty frequently rarely finding anything…oh but when I do! Amazing staple pieces and various dresses that completely agree with my body. I feel like I’m being broken up with, WHO HAS THE MEDS Y’ALL?! On to my fancy poncho…I’ve heard all sorts of mixed reviews on with my favorite being “It would be cool if you were in Mexico” to which my first thought was “..but I’m not in Mexico…DICK”  Ugh, men right? They will never understand my fancy attire. I also had an awesome “OH MY GOD! I remember when these were popular in the 70′s” I had a nice blank stare on my face for that one and had to kindly let this old hag know that everyone is making ’70′s inspired’ pieces. Don’t you people e-stalk clothes and designers? Am I the only one? Figures.

How much are you living for this color? One of my most favorites and I’ve been adding all sorts of things to my wardrobe with this color. I’m living for the detail which you can see in the first photo, that second one was just to see in action, I suppose. Looks a bit odd but I’m already over it. I believe my ponchito was right around $70 and I do believe I grabbed the last small so like I always say, blow me. All mine.

One of my most favorite friends who also happens to be my boss lady was recently married to an equally amazing man (Love you Minervine’s too too hard!) and in honor of their wedding shower mama needed some new shoes to go with my old dress! I just dig for reasons to have new things. While out running around in a dress in heels at Home Depot because these two crazy’s are in the process of making their home gorgeous and seeing as I love the smell of ant killer/sweaty inbreds/juanmowers how could I not visit that heavenly place!? I do believe the ant killer got to my already scattered brain and I obviously needed to buy myself a present right along with them…what? I like presents too. Congrats on nobody loving you, Sarah! HERE ARE YOUR SHOES!

Get this, only $60.oo whole dollars. 4 inches, platform’s not too crazy but juuusssttt enough. I really really love them. Summer wedges are just the best. Here I am mascot-ing for their shower. That sticker does indeed say Kim & Aaron. I’m a big fan of them, stickers and the frozen drinky machine that was literally right behind me. (We were fast friends, that machine and I) That probably played into my new found sticker love. I really wish you could see my dress but Quasimoto doesn’t sit up straight or stand for that matter. The fluorescent lighting completely kills the beautiful bright ass green that this dress truly is but it was also a Metropark find a few years ago. Way magnificent!

To be ordered:

Crochet Kimono Dress

If you are not completely living for this, I’d rather not know you. So delicate, it just looks like it could tone down this mouth.  $78.oo

Draped Across Dress - Melon

I don’t do ‘Melon’ and this dress does come in various colors but I’m feeling this melon!  I could have the shoes too but I received a look of disapproval upon inquiry. $58.00

Sunburst Dress

oh meee…!  $169.oo

Do feel free to let me in on some amazing places for swim suits in my little comment section! I need help! Overwhelmed with all the ugly in the world, you know? Gets stressful!

be back soon

xoST